It said hero on the button so do I assume I'm talking to someone heroic? I'm not asking for secret identity names or anything, but it'd be pretty sweet if I was talking to someone of relative status on earth

Assuming you're from earth. I won't judge if you're from somewhere else! The universe is looking pretty big lately

Also there's a button that says TRANSPORT

I'm pretty sure they don't have that on the iPhone 10 or wherever we are now so what the heck is that

Is this a messaging app for lonely people?

Asking for a friend

36/M/Single ?????

Likes long walks on the beach and the mellow jazz of Frank Sinatra

( so scott has a trigger-happy issue with new buttons to press that he knows nothing about, sue him. he presses the transport button once and he's in a pretty city, presses it again and ends up in... well. somewhere pretty damn nature-y and hot enough he feels he could pass out any minute. mostly he thinks maybe he should just poke the button until he gets back home; he found out what he wanted to find out, so now all he has to do is head to hank and ask him to help figure out the device in his hands. there's absolutely no need to stay any longer--

or at least that's what he thinks until he sees the waterfalls.

now, scott isn't someone who's travelled a lot, and he's sure he's never actually seen a real life waterfall in the flesh. it's amazing, one way or the other. it's one of those things he should be taking a picture of for any future postcards or maybe even christmas cards ("merry christmas and happy holidays! here's santa's favourite slide. love, scott"). but more than amazing, it's freaking cool. )

You're so loud! ( because, yeah, the first thing anyone in their right mind would do is shout at running water (but to his credit, it is really loud). scott laughs. ) Wow, talk about fancy...